Annihilate! Annihilate! ... Let's not

David Sherman

Couldn’t agree more with the greatest president in U.S. history. There’s no reason the U.S. government should be paying for “crap” like childcare or healthcare.

The American government pays for bombs and other groovy stuff like Trump ships, missiles and bunker busters. Gotta love that name. Big beautiful bombs that’ll blow you to dust no matter how deep you dig yourself in. Yes, the United States obliterates. Careers, people, countries. Obliterate, obliterate.

They need tax dollars the smartest president in the world never pays to buy those big beautiful bombers that drop those big beautiful bombs. And missiles, drones, fighter jets, aircraft carriers and a few bucks for the men that wear the uniform. Yeah, a few die here and there and ruin those beautiful uniforms with blood and guts but there’s always more where they came from. Real men.

Women just aren’t man enough to kill enough. No pussies in this man’s army, except to paw, rape and abuse. They love it. No faggot maggots either. The best killing is done by hardcore heterosexual, hungry males without educations so why waste tax dollars smart, wealthy people don’t pay?

Forget schools. Build submarines, a great investment. People with an education don’t want to live hundreds of feet below the ocean, sleeping next to a nuclear reactor and nuclear missiles.

If you’re going to bomb people back into the days when dinosaur meat was on the menu, you don’t want people with brains pushing those marvelous buttons that make things go boom. Give people an education they develop bone spurs. And health-care for veterans? If they’re too stupid to duck, they’re losers. Let ‘em pay their own medical expenses.

And why should they pay for child care?  They just spent $100 billion on a moon shot and sent back big beautiful pictures of the moon.  Why? Not sure, but it makes shareholders of Lockheed and Space X and Northrop Grumman and Boeing and, of course, Trump’s sons, who invest in everything the government lavishes billions on, thrilled.

But, of course, everything the most wonderful president in the history of mankind does is only for the good of the American people.

They don’t need to know how much that moon shot cost. Why confuse people with numbers when you can numb them with pictures?

Even that radical, left wing, communist, scum-bag newspaper, the New York Times, celebrated the glory of sending Americans and a member of the 51^st state around the moon. Something to do with a Canadarm, a thingy on the thingamabob that’s on the tip of the rocket but the smartest president appointed by God will make sure it’s called an Americarm from now on.

The Times loves stories not about the cost of the beautiful rocket but about the malfunctioning onboard toilet, perfect for a newspaper that’s full of shit.

The president is nauseated by NASA having the balls to call a woman an astronaut. She’s undoubtedly a trans-something weirdo. Real women would be in the kitchen or on their knees and pregnant. They don’t have abortions. Women who have abortions might as well be executed, save prison costs and that crap about day care and health care.

Ask Pam and Noem about women who escape kitchens. Look great in tight clothes, which is why the greatest financial wizard in the history of finance hired them. Breasts not brains make for a perfect Oval Office but beautiful women are everywhere. The president needed a change of hair colour and eye liner decorating his TV room, er office.

Speaking of shit, they’re saving waste by making precious materials like plastic and its derivatives like soap, wonderfully high, thanks to the president dropping bombs on helpless Iranians – don’t you love annihilating people who can’t shoot back? Especially if they’re Iranian. It’s the American way. Big Oil is making a nice return on its billion-dollar bribes, er contributions, to Trump, the greatest American to ever live, thanks to his decisive response to … not sure what but not only is the greatest military in the world burning more oil than most countries with its armada of ships and planes, but everyone is paying more than most can afford to go to work, an Exxon wet dream. To hell with, “Drill, Baby, drill!” It’s “Bomb, Baby, bomb.” More profitable.

Yes, this amusement park ride of destroying a civilization may cost as must as $2 trillion, but master deal-maker has made certain his friends, family and donors, get first dibs. No one more generous than The Don.

Yes, many Americans will have to walk to work or pay more for buses or trains, or lose their jobs, but investers and oil execs can hire more chauffeurs and pilots for private jets and burn even more oil.

The most intelligent human in the history of humanity knew exactly what he was doing when he sat on the toilet one night screaming, “Annihilate the fuckers! Annihilate the fuckers!”

If the U.S. genius of a president was around during the Vietnam excursion, he would’ve ended it with a few nukes and we wouldn’t have our streets cluttered with restaurants pushing pho and spring rolls. Americans eat hamburgers, steak and ketchup. If they can’t afford that, there’s always flavoured dog food.

Not only they going to reopen Alcatraz, Trump loves that movie, Escape from Alcatraz – Clint “Dirty Harry” Eastwood is a real man -- he’ll make sure no one gets out of there alive. It’s only going to cost a billion or two. Small change. People dumb enough to pay taxes can afford it.

It's a perfect way to keep Black and Hispanic people out of sight and unemployed and away from the military. They make up only 73 per cent of the prison population but the least racist president in the history of racism is aiming for 100 per cent. He’s as efficient at pardoning white people as he is at ordering Diet Coke.

Trump loves prisons. They’re monuments to Christian values and a storage centre for Muslims, Democrats and scum from shithole countries, be they black, yellow, red or brown, eyesores for great white Christian Americans.

Screw childcare and health care. They need cash for concentration camps for illegal immigrants. It’s America. Yes, in God we trust but they to be sure -- incarcerate, incarcerate! Annihilate, Annihilate!

Generous Christians even overlook the fact Jesus was Jewish, understanding the good Lord almighty makes mistakes. Besides, as long as Israelis are killing Muslims, we love the Kikes -- the Jewish gentlemen that just left the room. Especially, as Trump said, “when they count my money.”

Just don’t count the government’s, also known as Don’s piggy bank. Yes, when Americans weren’t looking, they spent $100 billion for that rocket zooming around the moon – what fun! -- more than $44 billion and climbing at about a million a minute for blowing Iran to rubble, billions more for a bit of Yemen, starving Cuba, putting a noose around Venezuela. Yes, the military plainly needs $1.5 trillion a year.

Stupid states balk at costs of schools and daycare and health care, but they’re not too dumb to pay for stadiums and arenas to help out impoverished football, baseball, basketball and hockey team owners.

Taxpayers have only spent about $35 billion for grand stadiums and surrounding real estate complexes so owners can line their pockets with cash from parking, over-priced food and lavish commercial complexes they’re told will create jobs. Yes, all they do is move jobs and profits from another part of town, but no reason to talk about that. It’s a marvel of America – idiot workers and small business owners pay taxes to make the wealthy wealthier. They subsidize their own demise. It’s what makes America great. World’s wealthiest and king of the deal, Herr Trump, duck more than $3 trillion in taxes every year. Yes, others live in cardboard boxes and eat from garbage dumps, if they’re lucky. Screw ‘em.

Our beautiful neighbour is the land of the bomb and the home of the wage slaves. Yes, the President with the highest IQ of any biped has decided to wipe out an entire civilization for no reason at all. Oh, wait a minute. He’s decided no to. But hundreds of billions were transferred from taxpayers’ pockets to shareholders investment accounts and only about 9,000 died, mostly ragheads. So what they hell?

God bless America.