If old people wrote graffiti

or … JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER 😊

50. “I PRESSED SOMETHING AND NOW I’M HERE.” 49. “I DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS GOES BUT YOU’LL SEE IT.” 48. “TURN OFF THE LIGHT WHEN YOU LEAVE.” 47. “PLEASE FLUSH COMPLETELY.” 46. “HEY, WHO TOOK THE GOOD SOAP?” 45. “HEY, WHO TOOK ALL THE SHRIMP?” 44. “BREAD USED TO COME FREE.” 43. “THIS USED TO COST A NICKEL.” 42. “THIS USED TO BE SOMEONE’S JOB.” 41. “THIS USED TO BE GATE 12.” 40. “IF IT BEEPS, IT GOES OUTSIDE.” 39. “PLEASE RETURN CHAIRS TO ORIGINAL POSITIONS.” 38. “WE’RE READY TO ORDER.” 37. “JUST GIVE ME THE MENU.” 36. “THIS TABLE IS DRAFTY.” 35. “NO, YOU MAY NOT SIT HERE.” 34. “PLEASE PLACE ITEM FOR CHECKOUT? IT IS PLACED, YOU STUPID MACHINE.” 33. “I’LL WAIT FOR THE CASHIER.” 32. “DOES THIS HOSPITAL GOWN OPEN FROM THE FRONT OR THE BACK?” 31. “THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT TO SEND.” 30. “THIS IS NOT HOW THIS USED TO WORK.” 29. “TRY AGAIN. NEATER THIS TIME.” 28. “CHECK YOUR WORK.” 27. “THIS IS NOT WHAT THE ASSIGNMENT ASKED FOR.” 26. “YOUR SPELLING UNDERMINES YOUR ARGUMENT.” 25. “SEE ME AFTER CLASS.” 24. “IS THERE AN AISLE IN HERE WITH SOME COMMON SENSE?” 23. “I’M SURE YOU MEANT WELL. YOU DID NOT DO WELL.” 22. “I WAITED MY TURN. YOU CAN, TOO.” 21. “THIS IS WHY WE HAVE RULES.” 20. “CHECK THE BYLAWS.” 19. “THIS HAS BEEN DOCUMENTED.” 18. “WE ALL AGREED ON THIS. REMEMBER?” 17. “CONSIDER THIS YOUR FINAL NOTICE.” 16. “NEXT TIME WILL BE FORMAL.” 15. “CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS.” 14. “WHOA, THE BLUE LIGHT WAS MY BABY AND THE RED LIGHT WAS ANDRE RACICOT.” 13. “OH NO, BUSTER BROWN. I PAID CASH.” 12. “I KNOW THE OWNER.” 11. “THIS IS NOT MY FIRST COMPLAINT.” 10. “I’VE ALREADY SPOKEN TO MANAGEMENT.” 9. “I DON’T CARE WHAT THAT GOOF SAYS. MY BAG IS NOT OVERWEIGHT.” 8. “DON’T PARK HERE. I DON’T CARE WHAT THE SIGN SAYS.” 7. “WHOEVER LEFT THIS MESS: YOUR MOTHER WOULD BE ASHAMED.” 6. “I REMEMBER BEFORE THIS WAS BUILT.” 5. “WE RAISED TWO KIDS AND PAID OFF A HOUSE ON ONE INCOME. FIGURE IT OUT.” 4. “EXCUSE ME, BUT ABSOLUTELY NOT.” 3. “THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED — IT WILL BE ANNOUNCED OVER THE PA AT 4:30, RIGHT AFTER PICKLEBALL.” 2. “LET’S GET IT ON: ONE AT A TIME. THESE COMPRESSION SOCKS ARE MURDER.” 1. “IF YOU CAN’T BE WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE, LOVE THE ONE IN THE NEXT RECLINER.”