Jolene, 50 years on

Updated: Jan 25





Jolene Jolene Jolene Joleeene

I'm beggin' you, please won't you take my man

Jolene Jolene Jolene Joleeene

I'm beggin' you -- come on, you know you can


He screams your name 'most every night

And tells me that I look a fright

I'm beggin' you to do what's right, Jolene


He has another gal or two

But that would be no prob for you

He loves your great big blonde hairdo, Jolene


He's got a limp, his cash is gone

Been years since he could get it on

I'll leave him for you on the lawn, Jolene


His hair's falled out, his teeth have too

Oh what a mitzvah you would do

If I could bid him toodle-oo, Jolene


Not watch him droolin' in his sleep

Or playin' house with his cloned sheep

Sure it would cause a saint to weep, Jolene


Jolene Jolene Jolene Joleeene

I'm beggin' you, please take away my man

Or he'll wind up beneath my minivan

Me serving my life sentence in the can

I swear I've always been your biggest fan

Ohhh...Jo...leeeene....

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