Questions for the Old Fart Angels
Updated: Sep 8
Earl Fowler
Is Tug McGraw starting for the Mets?
How many times a day do you think Mitch McConnell eats Cool Whip sandwiches or … um … mmm … mum .... ah … mumma ... ... ... Rose ... ah ... ah ... bud ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ?
Anyone know where the clicker is?
Do you think Justin and Mélanie were kneading the bag to colour the margarine yellow?
How come they don’t call anyone a masher any more? (Supplemental: Does the vice squad still wave their tallywhackers around at public urinals to see who waves back?)
Who’s the woke liberal dimshit pissant who thought it would be a good idea to start calling thongs flip-flops?
You know what I miss? The thunk of Chun King chow mein from a can.
What time does Rockford Files come on?
What was that band that used to sing: “Now, I’ve found, that the world is round, and the toast is made every day?”
Why is it that white supremacists are universally, to a man, the least supreme members of the melanin-challenged demographic?