Romantic limericks for seniors

Earl Fowler

10. A man who had once been quite spry, Now struggles to touch his own thigh. He bent with a grunt, Then gave up the stunt — Said: “I’ll just wave at my feet,” with a sigh.

9. A lady named Vera had zest, With a passion that just wouldn’t rest. But now when she moans, It’s not sexy tones — It’s her knees making ardent protests.

8. An old man named Dave met a lass, They danced like they had in the past. But he tripped on her shoe, And when they both flew — She asked, “Was that a pass or just gas?”

7. An old man named Frank wasn’t shy,

He sent a bold message, “Hey, hi!”

But he misused his “wink,”

And his date’s eyes did stink —

Now he’s blocked, but he still wonders why.

6. An old man named Bob tried to score,

With a pickup line widely abhorred:

“We’ll have to go fast,

I can’t make it last — For my dentures might fall to the floor.”

5. An elderly fellow named Lou,

Had a date he was hoping to woo.

But when the time came,

He felt a bit lame —

“Guess I’ll go for a nap, how ’bout you?”

4. A fellow named Jim liked his style,

But his performance was off by a mile.

He tried hard and grunted,

At the plate he just bunted —

Out at first, yet he lay there a while!

3. An old man named Roy had a plan, To meet a sweet gal in the sand. His libido went poof, Like a leaky old roof — Now he’s offering a helping hand.

2. An old man named Craig went online, Sent a message that seemed to go fine. When she came to his bed, He just lay there instead — “Guess it’s a mental decline.”

1. Ex-jockey named Clyde made a bet,

He could still charm a lady — no sweat!

But when the time came,

He felt only shame —

Spit the bit, as it were, on the stretch.