The White House Bonnie and Clyde

David Sherman

Despite the lying, blind and scumbag film critics of the fake news media, Melania is the greatest documentary in the history of cinema. Theatres across the United States have overflowed with cheering, adoring audiences.

Melania’s fee of $28 million is a pittance for the hardships she endured standing in heels for 22 hours and talking to her husband – worth at least a million a word -- not to mention the strain of modeling designer duds.

The left-wing, commie legacy press, suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome, only applaud films made by communists. The director, Brett Ratner, renowned for his love and respect of women, as is Melania’s loving husband, is Hollywood’s greatest filmmaker. The fact critics disdain him and studios mostly ignore him is due to the left-wing, George Soros-financed conspiracy of the Me-Too movement and his control of Hollywood. It’s common knowledge women enjoy being pawed by men they don’t know. It’s one of the perks of being an actor: to paw privates or have privates pawed.

The proof this film is art is the $28-million payoff, uh, fee, movie aficionado Jeff Bezos paid Melania for the rigours she suffered being an artist and the tremendous profits he will earn airing this $75 million Oscar candidate for eternity. Communist, lying, jealous members of the media not only refuse to recognize the brilliance of the film, they are too ignorant to appreciate when Bezos says, “Everything for everyone, everywhere,” means everything from everyone for Bezos.

These journalistic scum work for a few hundred a week. Bezos is worth, depending on the hour, anywhere from $250-$260 billion. He’s a real man, his generosity again displayed by his generous severance of an estimated $35,000 to the thousands he has fired at Amazon.

He has also made the country a better place by cutting staf with plans to trim the newsroom in half at the Washington Post, ridding the country of more left-wing, lying disgusting men and piggy women with the idiotic temerity to ask the president questions.

Of course, the lying, conniving Soros-financed legacy press refused to acknowledge his patriotic gesture of stopping the Post from supporting a candidate for president, assuring forthcoming contracts with NASA for his space agency Blue Origin that will soon christen their rockets Trump Ships.

This brilliant business acumen allows him to also stave off anti-trust lawsuits. We can only imagine what he’d do with a second nose.

Of course, being a true believer in democracy, he spent a million for Trump’s inauguration, another million to air it on Amazon Prime and several more million on donations to Republicans.

The lying, dying, traditional press, staffed and funded by George Soros and his acolytes, also immorally target Trump’s son, Eric, for being an investment genius and charitably accepting $2 billion from an Abu Dhabi state-backed investment firm.

There appears to be no public information as to how the fund has performed but the ridiculous suggestion by the ignorant, lying, hateful, dying, legacy media tries to convince people this was a way to influence the President. Ridiculous. Trump asks a billion dollars per sit down with each oil exec. For a paltry $2 billion, he wouldn’t bother pressing his gilded Diet Coke button.

Once again Trump was maligned for supporting the arts and not only naming a new board to the ridiculously named Kennedy Centre for the Arts — Kennedy was too stupid to duck -- but install himself as chairman. After celebrating with gifted artists like Sylvester Stallone, he shut the centre for renovations. This way he can rename it the Trump Centre for Gifted Grifters and showcase arts for the people, like UFC maiming, a celebration of American pugnacity. Stallone has killed an estimated 1,000 villains in his films. A true stud.

Trump launched his own meme coin, $TRUMP, reaching billions in valuation, and his family firm, World Liberty Financial, holds major crypto stakes, drawing preposterous ethics concerns over conflicts of interest and foreign ties. Again, the left-wing terrorists in the House and commie terrorist so-called journalists whined his policies boosted family wealth by billions, their hatred blinding them to the obvious -- everything Trump does is for the good of the common American family.

To reduce taxes that only stupid people pay and increase independence, Trump froze most U.S. foreign aid. Why are the sick and dying in poor countries Americans’ problems? Cuts to programs for HIV/AIDS, malaria, tuberculosis and child nutrition – why can’t their parents get off their asses and find jobs? – caused more than an estimated 750,000 deaths in the first year—more than 500,000 children. Not our problem. The Super Bowl is coming though that has been clouded by the planned half-time performance by a terrible artist no one has ever heard of or listened to, Bad Bugs Bunny.

We can celebrate treatments and vaccines were stopped, hospitals closed, food aid spoiled and 95 million lost access to basic healthcare. The bleeding hearts may bleed but the world is over-populated anyways and less for them means more for us. It’s every man for himself and let the disgusting and ignorant men and fat women of the conspiratorial, lying press whine.

American independence means self-reliance or die, something our great president learned at his father’s knee.

A self-made man, his character is constantly attacked while he works tirelessly for the American people, whether on the golf course or sleeping during cabinet meetings once his selfless team bury their heads deep into the base of his alimentary canal. It is again an example of how the Jewish media … uh Soros-back media is lying … and self-serving when they defame Trump’s servants, claiming the White House smells like a McDonald’s. It’s common knowledge it smells of rotted ethics with extra cheese.

Despite the defamatory claims of the Soros cabal, Trump loves Jewish people, especially “when they’re counting my money.” There’s no better proof than his ambition to remove Palestinians from Gaza, perhaps by using Bezos space ships, and build a series of Trump resorts and casinos on the coast to protect Jewish people from starving Palestinians. No one knows better than Trump how to lift one out of poverty.

The lying, conniving New York Times estimated poor Trump received the equivalent of a paltry $413 million in 2018 dollars from his loving father.

He was completely self-reliant until the age of three when his dad, Fred, known for his love of all people, except Black, Brown or Jewish people, began to funnel lease payments on Brooklyn properties to the impoverished pre-schooler. Trump struggled until the age of 16, when dear old dad transferred entire “whites only” apartments to him.

Trump’s legacy, though he is negotiating to live forever, will include him being the most successful Nazi in U.S. history. He invigorated the Ku Klux Klan and mercifully set civil rights back to the days when slave owners were benevolent employers, slaves were lucky to have jobs and no one whined about a few rapes and lynchings.

Being sent to us by God, he will only die once he blows up Mount Rushmore, renames it Mount Trump, engraves what’s left with a monument of his visage, a dollar sign and a golden ballroom so MAGA-heads can dance on his grave.