Top 10 Senior Pickup Lines

For the silver on top but still gold where it counts crowd:

10. Do you believe in love at first cataract surgery, or should I walk by again?

9. Let’s not beat around the bush — unless that’s your idea of foreplay.

8. You bring the barbecue lighter, I’ll bring the oxygen tank.

7. Is that a pillbox in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

6. If I said you had a beautiful walker, would you lean it against me?

5. Want to compare step counts … horizontally?

4. I’ve fallen hard for you, baby — better call Life Alert.

3. You’re the reason I stopped watching Matlock. Ha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Chaaaa!

2. Why don’t we skip the small talk and go straight to the part where we nap together?

1. Let’s raise our glasses to love — then put ’em back on right away so we can see which one of us is driving.

— Earl Fowler