From K-Tel Records: 20 Electrifying Hits, 20 Original Self-Lovin’ Senior Breakup Songs for When ...
Updated: Aug 21, 2023
… the Pump Don’t Work ’Cause Time’s Vandals Took the Handle Earl Fowler
Medley: All By Myself / Alone Again (Unnaturally)
Too Fat Polka
Medley: Shake, Rattle and Roll / The Hippie Hippy Shake
Do I Wanna Make Love (or Do I Just Wanna Watch TV?)
Since I Been Gone
Nothing Compares 2 Me
Medley: Love Hurts / Everybody Hurts / Needles and Pins
Ain’t No Sunshine When I’m Gone
I’m So Vain (I Probably Think This Thong is About Me)
Medley: How Can I Mend a Broken Part? / Un-Break My Part / Total Eclipse of the Part / It’s a Part Ache
I Oughta Know
Medley: Love Will Tear Me Apart / Torn
I Can’t Make Me Love Me
Medley: Somebody That I Used to Be / I Just Want to be My Everything
Hello Balls
I Am Never Getting Back Together
Without Me
Wipe That Smile off My Face
I Shoulda Known Better with a Girl / Guy / Them Like Me
Medley: 50 Ways to Leave My Gloves On / I’m Just a Glove Machine
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The Best Things in Life are Me
Medley: Mama Told Me Not to Come / Blinded by the Light / Everything is Beautiful
Yummy Yummy Yummy I Got Love on My Tummy
Put Your Gland in the Hand
That’s the Way, Uh-Huh Uh-Huh
Chapel of Love
Vaseline, Why Can’t You Be True?
Great Balls of Fire
Shady Willpower: It’s Now or Never (Give My Love to Me)
Glad All Over
In the Summertime When the Weather is Hot
Wipeout
AND MANY MORE!
Now I've found that the world is round and of course it rains every day.
Hey! How about that stalker song by Sting – “Every Breath you Take … I’ll be watching”? Or the “Yoohoo” song by Bob Dylan – “Yoohoo philosophize disgrace and criticize all fears”? Classics. I don’t understand why you didn’t think them fit for inclusion in yr electrifying hit list. Or Skeeter Davis’s gotterdammerung song, The End of The World – “Why do the stars go on shining?” So poignant, so nasal.
Up on crippled creek; I wish I didn't know the shape I'm in; How do I feel? Like my rolling bones; I've got nightmares to forget; My 19th thousand nervous breakdown;