From K-Tel Records: 20 Electrifying Hits, 20 Original Self-Lovin’ Senior Breakup Songs for When ...

… the Pump Don’t Work ’Cause Time’s Vandals Took the Handle Earl Fowler

Medley: All By Myself / Alone Again (Unnaturally)

Too Fat Polka

Medley: Shake, Rattle and Roll / The Hippie Hippy Shake

Do I Wanna Make Love (or Do I Just Wanna Watch TV?)

Since I Been Gone

Nothing Compares 2 Me

Medley: Love Hurts / Everybody Hurts / Needles and Pins

Ain’t No Sunshine When I’m Gone

I’m So Vain (I Probably Think This Thong is About Me)

Medley: How Can I Mend a Broken Part? / Un-Break My Part / Total Eclipse of the Part / It’s a Part Ache

I Oughta Know

Medley: Love Will Tear Me Apart / Torn

I Can’t Make Me Love Me

Medley: Somebody That I Used to Be / I Just Want to be My Everything

Hello Balls

I Am Never Getting Back Together

Without Me

Wipe That Smile off My Face

I Shoulda Known Better with a Girl / Guy / Them Like Me

Medley: 50 Ways to Leave My Gloves On / I’m Just a Glove Machine

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The Best Things in Life are Me

Medley: Mama Told Me Not to Come / Blinded by the Light / Everything is Beautiful

Yummy Yummy Yummy I Got Love on My Tummy

Put Your Gland in the Hand

That’s the Way, Uh-Huh Uh-Huh

Chapel of Love

Vaseline, Why Can’t You Be True?

Great Balls of Fire

Shady Willpower: It’s Now or Never (Give My Love to Me)

Glad All Over

In the Summertime When the Weather is Hot

Wipeout

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