From K-Tel Records: 20 Electrifying Hits, 20 Original Self-Lovin’ Senior Breakup Songs for When ...
Updated: Aug 21
… the Pump Don’t Work ’Cause Time’s Vandals Took the Handle Earl Fowler
Medley: All By Myself / Alone Again (Unnaturally)
Too Fat Polka
Medley: Shake, Rattle and Roll / The Hippie Hippy Shake
Do I Wanna Make Love (or Do I Just Wanna Watch TV?)
Since I Been Gone
Nothing Compares 2 Me
Medley: Love Hurts / Everybody Hurts / Needles and Pins
Ain’t No Sunshine When I’m Gone
I’m So Vain (I Probably Think This Thong is About Me)
Medley: How Can I Mend a Broken Part? / Un-Break My Part / Total Eclipse of the Part / It’s a Part Ache
I Oughta Know
Medley: Love Will Tear Me Apart / Torn
I Can’t Make Me Love Me
Medley: Somebody That I Used to Be / I Just Want to be My Everything
Hello Balls
I Am Never Getting Back Together
Without Me
Wipe That Smile off My Face
I Shoulda Known Better with a Girl / Guy / Them Like Me
Medley: 50 Ways to Leave My Gloves On / I’m Just a Glove Machine
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The Best Things in Life are Me
Medley: Mama Told Me Not to Come / Blinded by the Light / Everything is Beautiful
Yummy Yummy Yummy I Got Love on My Tummy
Put Your Gland in the Hand
That’s the Way, Uh-Huh Uh-Huh
Chapel of Love
Vaseline, Why Can’t You Be True?
Great Balls of Fire
Shady Willpower: It’s Now or Never (Give My Love to Me)
Glad All Over
In the Summertime When the Weather is Hot
Wipeout
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