Independence Day 2023: The Limerick

Earl Fowler

Apologies in advance, but to comply with Alliance Defending Freedom dictums and Moms for Liberty fiats to which six of nine justices on the U.S. Supreme Court now owe fealty, the following has been thoroughly bowdlerized. The empty sound of “dah” has been substituted for any word deemed objectionable by a racist, classist, book-banning Christian audience happily indoctrinated into thinking that the Sermon on the Mount is godless socialism and that belief in the divinity of Jesus is a way to win:

Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah

Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah!

Dah dah dah dah dah,

Dah dah dah dah dah!

Die n-word* die faggot dah.

* To be fair, this one could have been spelled out without triggering the ire of the House Freedom Caucus but I censored it myself.