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Earl Fowler

Vlad all over

Earl Fowler


Plane crashes, poisonings, defenestrations,

mines, drones and missiles, invasions of nations,

brown paper packages tied up with strings,

these are a few of Vlad’s favourite things.

When the dog bites

When the bee stings

When he’s feeling sad

He simply remembers his favourite things.

Impaling foes goes Vlad.


Girls in white veils and veiled trip wires to step on,

snowflakes that melt on his nuclear weapons,

MiG-29s and vast bombers with wings,

Vlad has some notions for just ending things.

Evil genius

with a penis

that’s an inch too short.

He simply unleashes a clownish consort,

rasputin-ing Trump for sport.


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guy.sprung
guy.sprung
Aug 23, 2023

What about the CIA and 80 regime changes/overthrowings around the world? since WWII? How short is their Penis?

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Earl Fowler
Aug 23, 2023
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Ah, the always original what-about-the-other guy argument? Never gets old.

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